A Long Way Down

'Oh, Christ,' he said when he saw it. I could feel myself blushing. 'Is this your suicide note?'

Cool. Read it out,' said Jess. 'Mine are crap, but I bet hers is worse.'

'Yours are crap?' said JJ. 'Meaning, there are like, what, hundreds of them?'

'I'm always writing them,' said Jess.