Love on the Brain

Али Хейзелвуд

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UwuOoi10 марта 2023 г.
— Как мы заберем лестницу?
— Я заеду завтра утром и заберу ее.
— А если кто-то украдет?
— Я потеряю драгоценную реликвию, которая передавалась в моей семье из поколения в поколение.
— Правда?
— Нет. Готова?
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pulatovashahidochka10 марта 2023 г.
Мне хочется, чтобы он посмотрел на меня.
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KurisuV16 февраля 2023 г.
I know Levi is supposed to be my point of contact, but he’s currently sitting on three unanswered emails. I’m not sure how to get him to reply. Use Comic Sans? Write in primary colors?
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KurisuV5 февраля 2023 г.
Reike wasn't nearly as distraught: when I frantically explained that "pigs have families, too – a mom and a dad and siblings that will miss them," she just nodded thoughtfully and said, "What you're saying is, we should eat the whole family?"
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s0phie14 октября 2022 г.
It's been six years. Lots of things changed dramatically in the past six years. The writing on Game of Thrones. The importance of hand sanitizer.
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s0phie14 октября 2022 г.
"There's one single format in which space is tolerable," he says."Which is?""Star Wars movies."
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s0phie14 октября 2022 г.
If there is one thing men hate more than a smart woman, it's a smart woman who makes her own choices when it comes to her own sex life.
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s0phie14 октября 2022 г.
"I should introduce you to my daughter. She recently announced that she won't eat animal products anymore." He sighs. "Last weekend I poured regular milk in her cereal figuring she wouldn't know the difference. She told me that her legal team will be in touch.""How old is she?""Just turned six."
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s0phie14 октября 2022 г.
She's so mean. I love her.
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valeriyatretyak28 августа 2022 г.
“You’re amazing. You’re the best scientist.”“Aw, thank you.” I choose to believe that Reike filing astrology and cristallotherapy under the label “science” only slightly detracts from the compliment.
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