Диковинные диалоги в книжных магазинах

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capitalistka1 июня 2014 г.
YOUNG GIRL (pointing to a cupboard under one of the bookshelves): Can you get to Narnia through there?
BOOKSELLER: Unfortunately, I don’t think you can.
YOUNG GIRL: Oh. Our wardrobe at home doesn’t work for getting to Narnia, either.
BOOKSELLER: No?
YOUNG GIRL: No. Dad says it’s because Mum bought it at IKEA.
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ad_nott17 мая 2014 г.
CUSTOMER: I'd like to return this Where's Wally? book, please.
BOOKSELLER: Why?
CUSTOMER: Because I've found him.
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capitalistka6 апреля 2014 г.
CUSTOMER: Someone should have taught that Shakespeare guy how to spell. I mean, am I right, or am I right?
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capitalistka6 апреля 2014 г.
CUSTOMER: What kind of bookshop is this?
BOOKSELLER: We’re an antiquarian bookshop.
CUSTOMER: Oh, so you sell books about fish.
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ad_nott9 января 2014 г.
CUSTOMER: Who wrote the Bible? I can't remember.
CUSTOMER's FRIEND: Jesus.
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ad_nott31 декабря 2013 г.
CUSTOMER (peering over): Do you have brown eyes?
BOOKSELLER: Yes, I do.
CUSTOMER: My mother told me never to trust anyone with brown eyes.
BOOKSELLER: ...You have brown eyes.
CUSTOMER:....
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spring_girl1 ноября 2013 г.
“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.
BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?”
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ToxicCapricorn5 января 2022 г.
Покупатель: Не нравится мне сегодня планета, посоветуйте книгу, где действие происходит очень далеко отсюда.
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Autumn_Hailey5 августа 2014 г.
Customer: What books could I buy to make guests look at my bookshelf and think: "wow, that guy's intelligent"?
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Autumn_Hailey3 августа 2014 г.
MAN: Do you have black and white film posters?
BOOKSELLER: Yes, we do. They’re over here.
MAN: Do you have any posters of Adolf Hitler?
BOOKSELLER: Pardon?
MAN: Adolf Hitler.
BOOKSELLER: Well, he wasn’t a film star, was he.
MAN: Yes, he was. He was American. Jewish, I think..
BOOKSELLER: ...
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