Where the Truth Lies

It was not merely the sense that "something was wrong with the picture". No, it was more as if I'd been asked to detect what was wrong with the picture and suddenly noticed that the picture was tattooed on the back of a corpse.

Some of it is funnier than it is true, but after a while, the stuff that isn't true has been retold so many times that it's become true, even for myself.

...sometimes the truth is not my best profile.