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Аноним13 августа 2015 г.There is only one city on Ursa Minor Beta, and that is only called a city because the swimming pools are slightly thicker on the ground there than elsewhere.
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Аноним22 мая 2014 г.– Этот цвет меня бесит, – сказал Зафод, чья влюбленность в корабль растаяла после трех минут полета. – Каждый раз, когда ты жмешь на черную кнопку на черной панели с черной маркировкой на черном фоне, в ответ загорается черный сигнал. Что мы угнали? Галактический катафалк?
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Аноним7 июля 2013 г.``Well,'' he said, ``I think this is perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon, you know? The natural and healthy channelling of the aggressive instincts into acts of senseless violence.''
``That,'' rumbled the Vogon, ``is what you always say.''
``Well again,'' said Halfrunt, ``I think that this is perfectly normal behaviour for a psychiatrist. Good. We are clearly both very well adjusted in our mental attitudes today.
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Аноним7 июля 2013 г.Читать далееPOPULATION: None. It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
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Аноним7 июля 2013 г."I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”
“Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.”6494
Аноним7 июля 2013 г.One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope.
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Аноним7 июля 2013 г.'If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me'.
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Аноним7 июля 2013 г.He sat still and ignored the thought furiously. It nagged at him. He ignored it. It nagged at him. He ignored it. It nagged at him. He gave in to it.
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Аноним7 июля 2013 г.He wished the dark, locked off section of his two brains would go away because they occasionally surfaced momentarily and put strange thoughts into the light, fun sections of his mind and tried to deflect him from what he saw as being the basic business of his life, which was to have a wonderfully good time.
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