Ресторан "На краю Вселенной"

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

“The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”

- Святой Зарквон, - пробормотал Зафод, - неужели я когда-нибудь просил о встрече с лифтом-экзистенциалистом?

- Этот ваш Господь сажает в середине сада яблоню, и говорит: делайте, что хотите, ребята, но только не ешьте яблоко. Сюрприз! - они его съедают, и он выскакивает из кустов с криком "Поймал!". Никакой разницы бы не было, если бы они его не съели.

All this way, thought Zaphod, all this trouble, all this not-lying-on-the-beach-having-a-wonderful-time, and for what?

He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The things which looked like raspberries and strawberries were fatter and riper than any Arthur had ever seen, even in ice cream commercials.

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.

I’m so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat inside me for a month.