When you’re stuck on a boat in the middle of nowhere, day in and day out with the same people, the last guy you ever imagined being with becomes the first person you reach for.
Samson
There were other ways I could’ve spent my summer, but my sister’s stepson needed a swift kick in the rear and she thought I was the perfect man for the job. I’m no brat tamer, so being saddled with one wasn't my idea of a good time, but I can see the appeal when my… less-than-conventional methods prove fruitful.
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