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Аноним17 января 2019 г.Читать далееWhat stuck with me the most was the comment the first fireman made when he climbed in through our bedroom window. ‘Jeez,’ he said. ‘It’s a bit hot in here isn’t it?’
This was a comment that every visitor to our tiny flat made because it was indeed always hot, but when you consider that most of the buildings this man enters are on fire, I think that’s pretty rich. A bit hot! Compared to the flames you’re usually wading through? A bit hot is it? Compared to an inferno? A bit hot? The nerve of that fireman.1162- Аноним17 января 2019 г.
I had to book the Alcatraz trip in advance because it was so popular and I looked forward to it the whole holiday. I’m sure you’re aware that in order to get to Alcatraz you have to take a ferry because it’s on an island. The ferry journey itself was nice and relaxing, until I idly looked inside my wallet to see that all of my cards were missing. All of them. Someone had taken the cards but left the cash. I had just been pickpocketed and yet I was the one heading directly to jail. Not. Fair.
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I’d never stayed in a hostel before and I wasn’t entirely sold on my roommates, one of which was a guy who had brought a lady back one night and ‘done it’ in the bunk above me. This was doubly annoying because it wasn’t even his bunk. He had moved beds in order to disturb me in the worst way possible. As if knowing someone’s in the bunk below is one of his major turn-ons and since there was no one in the bunk below him that night his options were to move onto the bunk above me or to ask me if I wouldn’t mind moving onto the bunk below his for the duration of the shagging. He chose the nicer option of the two but still, not a fan.
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The house I lived in back then was a bit of a mess, mainly because me and a man named Keith weren’t tidying anything up. We had a cleaning rota for a while but had to stop using it because the rota itself had gotten too dirty to read.
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The second man to approach me described my take on the song as, ‘One of the most horrifying things I’ve ever witnessed.’ That sounds pretty extreme as it is, but even more so when you consider that the jam night took place on (and remember that everything in this book is true) 11 September 2001. On the actual day itself. There was footage of New York being shown on the TV screens in the bar and yet he still felt the need to say this to me.
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