In the "argot of the underworld," as Baldezar would no doubt call it, I am what is referred to as a Nose. This means I make a living by stickign myself in where I don`t belong, sniffing around for dirt, and generally making a nuisance of myself. I`m an information broker, and I gather what I can by almost any means I can: paid informants, bribes, eavesdropping, blackmail, burglary, frame-ups... and even, on rare occasions, roture — whatever it takes to get the story.
That`s what sets a Nose apart from a run-of-the-mill rumormonger: We not only collect the pieces; we also put them together. Any Mumbler can sell you a rumor for the right price; but if you want to know the why behind the rumor, when and where things are coming together, and hot it got started in the first place, you go to a Nose. Noses don`t just gather whispers off the street — we sift and assemble them, putting together the pieces most Kin miss. We don`t just find out something is happening — we find out why it`s happening in the first place.
And then, we sell the information.
Whom you sell it to depends on what kind of Nose you are. If you`re a Wide Nose, you work the street and sell what you learn to the highest bidder, pure and simple. It`s dangerous work, since not everyone wants you sharing what you learn, but a smart Nose knows how to hold just enough information back to keep people from bothering him.
Long Noses, on the other hand, keep their heads down and their information tight. They ply their trade by infiltrating a rival crime lord`s organization and feeding information back to their real boss. Being a Long Nose takes that special mixture of guts and stupidity usually reserved for mongooses and imperial tax collectors. You typically don`t find out someone`s doing the Long Nose until he turns up floating in the harbor.
The third kind of Nose is the Narrow Nose. That`s what I do for Nicco — keep tabs on his people, find out who is or isn`t cheating him, and generally solve minor problems before they get big. It doesn`t exactly make me popular with my fellow Kin, but it does give me something the other two types of Noses don`t have — backing. If anyone wants to come after me, he has to think about what Nicco will do to him in return. That`s not a bad place to be. However, like everything else, it has its trade-offs, one of which is that I have to answer to Nicco — a lot.
It`s that last part that comes back to haunt me, usually at the worst possible times.