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Аноним17 февраля 2015 г.
– Если есть дело более важное, чем моя персона, я хочу, чтобы его немедленно зарегистрировали и сожгли!
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Аноним29 июля 2014 г.
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before—and thus was the Empire forged.
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Аноним29 июля 2014 г.
He profferd people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.
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Аноним29 июля 2014 г.
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man.
The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as “Your Plastic Pal Who’s Fun To Be With.”
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when a revolution comes,” with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent. Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”
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Аноним29 июля 2014 г.
“Yeah, so if you’d taken the trouble to think about the problem a bit longer it would have gone away.”
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Аноним29 июля 2014 г.
“There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.”
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Аноним29 июля 2014 г.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Аноним31 марта 2014 г.
Я расстреливаю людей направо и налево, а потом часами рефлексирую об этом со своей девушкой!
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Аноним1 июня 2012 г.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Аноним27 февраля 2012 г.
"Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.
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