The Wonder Engine

We’re friends, by which he means he respects my talents and nobody’s paid him money to kill me.

Throwing knives at people’s ribs is stupid. That’s why I like eyes. Even if you miss, there’s still a knife in their face and it scares the crap out’ve them.

Nobody tortures people at home. It ruins the carpets.

The hole in your heart is very large. Be careful what you allow to fill it.

Wars are harder to stop than to start.

People do the stupidest shit and you want to scream that it’s against their own interests and you never know if they’re playing some deep game you don’t know about or if they’re really just that stupid.

“You selling us out to the enemy?”
“I tried, but nobody’s got enough money.”

“He was confessing his sins, if you must know.”
“For paladins, that’s practically foreplay.”

“Are you going through their pockets?”
“I’ll wash my hands.”