Цитаты из книги There Are Little Kingdoms

'This is nothing. One time I was flying from Ukraine? You know like Kiev? On this piece of crap Aeroflot plane? And they're saying we got to make a stop in like Belarus? I'm, like, Belarus?'

'A marriage is an old record,' she said. 'It'll go around and around grand for years and then it gets so scratched it's unlistenable.'