Throttled

Сегодня я понимаю, что самое лучшее – это побеждать вместе с со своими близкими

Религиозные люди – все застенчивые и дерьмовые

– Глупые, назойливые, имеющие право на жизнь мужчины

My body feels on fire and my most intimate places are worse off. How is it possible to get turned on by sunscreen application? There should be a warning label on the back of the bottle for this. Screw damaging rays, this shit with Noah burns me up worse than any SPF below fifty.

“You can’t call dibs on people. You sound like a B-list rom-com.”

“But I fuck like an A-list porno.”

Okay then. Who says romance is dead?

I fuck her like she’s the last woman on Earth. Because to me, she might as well be.

He smacks my ass while we climb to visit the statue. By the time we reach the top, my lungs ache and my legs wobble.

“You never look this sweaty after sex with me. Am I not working you hard enough?”