Цитаты из книги Удар молнии

Your story is only sad until you start making money off of it. Then I no longer feel sorry for you.

I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy? I plan on being happy in the future for sure, but it isn't here yet. So what does that make me, exactly

He's so dumb if you handed him a box of rocks he'd probably stick one in the ground and say he planted a mountain.

I guess there is no such thing as history; it's all just a bunch of common perception.

What grinds me the most is that we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a checkbook, don't know how to apply for a loan, don't even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?