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  Alfa19

  29 июля 2015

  О, я буду цитировать это веками! Просто... чей ум на это способен?!
  

  
  Suddenly Pinocchio heard a voice:
  "Tell me, child, what are you doing there?"
  Pinocchio saw a Parrot over his head.
  "Don't you see? I am crying!" said Pinocchio.

  Внезапно она услышала над собой голос:
  

  • Девушка, что вы тут делаете? - преподаватель остановился перед ней и смотрел на неё озадаченно.
  • Вы разве не видите? - ответила она. - Я плачу!

  
  Это был второй день сессии.

  Или вот еще, как люди решают все проблемы:
  

  
  The next day Pinocchio went to school. The schoolboys began to laugh at him. They laughed at him all the time.
  But one day Pinocchio hit one of them. After that they all began to him and made friends with him.
  
  "Oh," said the Snail. "Wait for me there. I shall come down and open the door"
  "Be quick! I am very cold!"
  "My boy, I am a snail, and snails are not quick"
  The night was very bad. It was raining. Poor Pinocchio was very cold and wet. he waited for the snail an hour, then two hours, he waited for the snail all the night. Only the next morning the snail opened the door.

  - Ребят, откройте дверь, а, ну хватит, это уже не смешно.
  

  • Ты знаешь, сколько сейчас времени?
  • Ну я мостыыыы ходила смотреть, ну ребяяяят, я под дождь там попала, откройте, мне холодно!!!
  • Мы спящие студенты, жди восьми утра

  
  

  
  "I am so hungry" cried Pinocchio. "Bring me something to eat!"
  "At once," said the snail.
  Pinocchio waited for the snail three hours.

  - Ой спасибо ребяяяяяят
  

  • Вали спать, интеллигентка-полуночница.
  • Ребят, а это... покушать что-нибудь...
  • ВАЛИ СПАТЬ

    О самокритика!

  
  

  
  I am going to the "Country of Boobies". Come with me, Pinocchio! There we shall find the best country for us, boys.

  Внимание! Кошмары на улице Вязов...
  

  
  When you threw me into the water, a lot of fish began to eat me. Some eat my ears, others my neck. Some fish ate the skin of my legs and a polite little fish ate my tail. They ate up all the meat of the donkey's bodie. Then they tried to eat the wood. They could not do it because my wood is very hard. So they went away.

  Немного об особенностях пищеварения рыб.
  

  
  On the day when the Dog-fish swallowed me, he swallowed a big ship, too. There were many things in it: meat and chicks, sugar and sweets.

  А Мальвину вообще зовут Beautiful child with blue hair.

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