<p>Nikolai is a dangerous hitman. I call him my protector.</p><p>I met Nikolai Antonov the night he rudely demanded to see my fake ID in his Manhattan nightclub.
Apparently, my baby face was too babyish to convince him I was actually twenty-one.
I told him to take his demands where the sun don't shine and ran.
Except one day, Nikolai swings by my ice cream parlor with an offer I can't refuse.
He needs a fake boyfriend and he'll pay my college tuition to do it.
Nikolai is extremely convincing and...