Some necromancer thought it’d be a brilliant idea to reanimate a sorcerer buried in the Valley of the Kings, hoping to learn some arcane knowledge. Instead, he brings back the corpse of an ancient pharaoh. I mean it’s called the Valley of the Kings for a reason, right? So, turns out this ancient king is a megalomaniac, and now that he’s back, wants to raise an army of the dead from their tombs and conquer the country. Or the world. I forget. Anyway, managed to seal the dead god-emperor back in his sarcophagus and arrested the necromancer. I hope they charge him with stupidity. That took up the whole day.