The Wedding Game

Меган Куинн

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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
the only person who can make you happy is yourself.
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
“I don’t like it when you rub your hands together. Rubbing hands means trouble for me.”“Not trouble, brother. Opportunity.”“Opportunity equals trouble.”“Just hear me out.”His shoulders visibly tense. “Whenever you start a sentence with ‘Just hear me out,’ I know it’s going to involve working with a glue gun.”
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
it’s true: we’re nothing alike. Thad’s sensitivity level is frighteningly high, whereas I feel pretty much dead inside.
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
“Cohen, the wood, for the love of God, the wood!”Before I can locate Cohen, Alec steps over me to go back to the display, where Thad is running in place, hands on his head, yelling, “I can’t decide, I can’t decide! What? Naomi, put that down. We are not having a circus wedding! Are you out of your beautiful mind? You’re pregnant—go sit down.”“Hey!” she replies, clutching the colorful glass figurine. “I’m carrying a child—I’m not an invalid.”
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
“Look, a boa,” Thad says, snaking one away from me. He wraps it around his neck. “Alec, want a boa?”“I’d rather stick my dick in a pickle jar.”
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
I glance back at Alec, who’s looking at me, a smirk on his face. A knowing smile. The kind of smile that says . . . “Gotcha.”To which I silently respond . . . No chance in hell, you pretentious, snobby, loafer-wearing, flamingo-themed-wedding Chris Evans look-alike.Think he could read all that in my eyes?
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
“Lay it on me. Was the competition tough?”“Lesbians,” I mutter, leaning back, my booze bag clutched to my chest.“Lesbians are on the show?”I nod. “The lesbians—”“Names, Luna, names. I know you’re upset, but lesbians have names too.”I give her a look. “Luciana and Amanda, along with Amanda’s overbearing mother, named Helen, who sat on my stomach while we had to collect items for the theme of our wedding.”“Luciana and Amanda,” Farrah says dreamily. “Short or long hair?”“What? Long—blonde and brunette. Does it matter?”“Long-haired lesbians—oh, I see you, Wedding Game, trying to get the male demographic involved.” She shakes her head. “Perverts.”“Are you even listening? Get over the lesbians. A middle-aged woman sat on my stomach today.”
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
I cross my arms over my chest and turn to Farrah. “A real creep, this one.” I jerk a thumb toward Alec. “Watch out, total pervert.”“You can tell he’s a pervert just from his shoes,” she responds with a grin.“You can’t even see my shoes,” he snaps.“Heard they were hideous, and that’s all I need to know to label you a pervert.”
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
“What do you think?” I ask, holding my hands out to the side. “Do I look different?”“Sure do.” Lucas holds back a laugh.“Is it bad?”“I’ll admit, I feel intimidated by your good looks whenever we’re out together, but I really think you should start wearing this ensemble more often. Really levels you down.”“Thanks,” I say sarcastically before taking off toward his door. “I’m calling you if I get arrested.”
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valeriyatretyak27 декабря 2022 г.
you can bake the recipe all you want, but there’s always something special about the actual ingredients you pick up. It’s kind of like getting that special recipe from your grandma, and it says to add some sugar but doesn’t give you the measurement. Well, how much fucking sugar, Grandma?
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