<p>JAMES:</p><p>Rule number one when planning a wedding: don’t fall for the (very straight) groom.</p><p>When it comes to weddings, I’ve seen it all. So when my new client-groom walks in sporting six feet of solid muscle and kind eyes, I know I’m in trouble. Hello, man of my dreams who happens to be marrying a woman.</p><p>I keep my inappropriate crush to myself, even when his bride doesn’t show up to our appointments. Turns out all’s not well—she’s been cheating. And when they call off their we...