The Wedding Crasher

What the hell is wrong with people? If you can’t fully commit to a relationship, don’t fucking do it. Simple as that.

One thing’s clear: Not being in a relationship is better than being in a bad one. Because one bad relationship can change your life forever.

I want this woman so bad I can’t think straight. For a man who prides himself on always keeping his wits about him, that’s a serious problem.

“Sometimes we feel things we know aren’t rational, but we still feel them.”

“Stop, you asshole. You’re the worst best man ever. And this wedding is going to happen, whether you like it or not.”“Don’t like it,” he says matter-of-factly. “Just so we’re clear.”“I’m aware.”

Yeah, sex is good, but this perfectly seasoned chicken wrapped in golden fried goodness never disappoints. Bonus? You don’t even have to engage in conversation with anyone to enjoy it.

No more men who treat relationships as a game of “the commitment is lava.”

I can pretend to be dating someone while our cousins are visiting. I even have the perfect person to play my partner.”“Who is he?” she asks, sagging in relief.“Could be a ‘she,’ Izabel. Or a ‘they,’” Tia Mariana observes.

Turns out vowing never to pursue emotionally unavailable men significantly reduces my options. Who knew?

It’s not that I care what they think; what bothers me is that they’re thinking about my personal business at all.