I Kissed Shara Wheeler

“Benjy drove us around and we picked up mozzarella sticks from every place in town. Then we ranked them on a scale of one to ten for flavor, presentation, structural integrity, and dipping sauce.”
“Oh my God. I’m so mad I missed that. Did you average the results at the end? Who won?”
“Chloe, we’re gay. We can’t do math.”
“Okay, well, next time I’ll come and make a spreadsheet.”
“This is why we need you,” Georgia says. “Once in a generation, there is born a bisexual who can do math. You’re the chosen one.”