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HorrorHarper: I’m not sure you can complain about sexual innuendos with the number 69 in your handle. I feel a little immature having picked that number, but I never thought I’d find anyone that interesting on this app. HockeyGuy69: I actually meant to type in 96, but I guess we’ll call it a happy accident. Bob Ross would be proud. HorrorHarper: Please do not tell me you actually think 69-ing is fun. It’s…so much work. Completely overrated. You have to worry about not suffocating a guy AND doing your part. It’s not fun at all.HockeyGuy69: If the man you’re 69-ing with doesn’t want to be suffocated, you’re with the wrong man.

“Where did you even get tickets to a hockey game? Are you even a hockey fan?”
“I like the butts.” Okay, that’s fair. “And remember those photographs I sold to that former pro-baseball player? I guess he’s some sort of hotshot sports agent now and had some tickets to spare. I wasn’t about to say no.” She bats her lashes at me. “Please, Harper, please. It’s this Friday and I really want to go.” “I hate sports. You know that.” “I do know that. But you know I hate when you hide things from me, and well”—she waves her hand across the table, sitting back in her chair with confidence—“look at us now.” Dammit. “That’s a low blow.” She lifts a shoulder. “Told you I’d guilt-trip you.” She did. She warned me. “Fine,” I say through gritted teeth. “Fine. But I plan to complain the entire time.” She grins triumphantly. “I would expect nothing less.”