Batman Vol. 8: Cold Days

– All right , for the sake of argument, let's switch: I'll do sad grunts, you do puns.
– No.
– Oh the pain and misery and the horror! Oh mummies! If you only knew!

– An all-night hot dog place in midtown. Patrons found a napkin on a table.
– I knew it. Napkin man. He's the worst.