The Crazy Christmas Caper

...I fear you are mistaken, Mr Christmas, - he sad. - As everyone knows, 90% of all toys are made in China, not the North Pole"...
Father Christmas simply raised his eyebrows. "Again, Mr Sloppybottom, you are quite wrong. China stands for CHristmas INternational Australasia. CH.IN.A. It's my operation in the Far East."