Evan Can Wait

"And they're all South Walesians, too", a third man protested. "Can't speak a word in Welsh down there, so I hear. And they don't wash".

That's really been the story of my life - being so close to something I really wanted and never being able to make it mine.

"Now let's just pray he speaks English. People do speak English here, don't they, Edward?"
"It's not Kazakhstan, Grantley. It's Wales".