Цитаты из книги Holy Smokes

I may be a demon lord, but I'm not a demon lord!

«Looks like a porn star,” added Uncle Damian. “Don’t trust men who look like they make their livings with their dicks.»

«Is this little drama going to take long? ’Cause if it is, I want popcorn and a Diet Coke with extra ice.”

“You’re not going to like where I put the popcorn and extra ice,” I said, ignoring my possessed hands to glare at the demon with much intent.

«Anything more you’d like to know? The square root of fifteen million? Why the sky is blue? How many demons can dance on the head of a pin?»