Your Beauty Mark: The Ultimate Guide to Eccentric Glamour

For weeks, I was having my ends trimmed in an effort to finally rid myself of the smell. But what can I say? I love my hair spray. Talk about getting burned by too much of a good thing.

Victory? It’s yours when you begin moving daily. The prize comes with even fifteen minutes a day of stretching.

I just don’t make those culinary orgies a habit. Most days and most meals, I eat simply and sensibly. Doing so makes maintaining my spark that much easier.

Dirty martinis, dirty talk, dirty dancing. But a dirty face to bed? Never.

Everyone else can go ahead and live in their beige movie. I prefer mine in Technicolor. They might all look at me and they might talk about me and they might think I’m weird.

I am not about to compromise just so those sad critics can feel better. Do I want to be a part of their club? Hell. No. Come to think about it, it’s a compliment if I do not fit their ideal of beauty.