Holy Smokes

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little_eeyore11 июня 2015 г.
I may be a demon lord, but I'm not a demon lord!
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little_eeyore10 июня 2015 г.
«Looks like a porn star,” added Uncle Damian. “Don’t trust men who look like they make their livings with their dicks.»
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little_eeyore6 июня 2015 г.
«Is this little drama going to take long? ’Cause if it is, I want popcorn and a Diet Coke with extra ice.”
“You’re not going to like where I put the popcorn and extra ice,” I said, ignoring my possessed hands to glare at the demon with much intent.
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little_eeyore6 июня 2015 г.
«Anything more you’d like to know? The square root of fifteen million? Why the sky is blue? How many demons can dance on the head of a pin?»
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