You're in love, you're in love, and you don't care who knows it!
Also maybe only eat vegetables for lunch and dinner.

The cardinal rule of rice making is two parts water to one part rice. But what they don't tell you is that you're going to need at least three times the patience/planning because nothing kills you ambitious meal-making plans faster than the fact that rice takes 5EVER to make.

What do you call it when you drink prison hooch out of a coffee cup?
A mug shot.