All Cheeses Great and Small: A Life Less Blurry

I remember a girlfriend of Graham Coxon's telling him to leave the bloody guitar alone because she was trying to watch EastEnders. I'm sure she wouldn't have minded him putting some shelves up.

People said things like: 'How can you be a farmer? You don't know anything about farms?' or 'How can you be a husband? You're an arsehole.'

All a singer really needs is a big mouth. Bass players get by on haircuts and grins. Guitarists usually have some idea of what's going on, but not enough to hold everyone back. Keyboard players know the most generally and so are usually best avoided.