Asterix the Gladiator

- Нет! Консерваторикс, не ходи в лес!

• Обеликс, твоя забота так трогательна!
• Да нет... просто когда ты поёшь в лесу, все кабаны разбегаются!

- А где же вода?

- Вся вышла. Либо она, Обеликс, либо ты...Двоим вам тут места нет!

I came, I saw and I couldn't believe my eyes!

Чтобы развеять заботы античные, пейте вы вина аутентичные!

- Проходите, я прикажу подать маленький завтрак...

- Может лучше большой обед?

- Эй там, на улице! Хватит шуметь, ругаться мешаете!

— My first is a hundred, my second is a sign of the Zodiac, my third is a Hibernian, my fourth is the Egyptian god of the sun and Julius Caesar loves my whole! Who am I?
— It's C, Leo, Pat, Ra... Cleopatra!
— That was a difficult one, that was!

— Watch out, Gauls! I've got you marked down!
— Insalubrius is furious! I wouldn't give much for you chances!
— You wouldn't have to if we're marked down.

— You'll be capable of any feat of arms when I've finished with you!
— I've got cold feet already — that's a good start.

— Here's my plan — we knock down everyone and everything until we find Cacofonix and then we make off with him!
— That's a clever plan!

— It's kind of you to take us to Rome. I hope it doesn't mean going out of your way?
— As it happens, we were planning to go to Rome. One of my predecessors abandoned his ship there...
— It sank?
— No, he sold it. He was a better salesman than sailsman.

Asterix and Obelix make the ancient Gaulish sign indicating a wish to be taken on board... Note the four clenched fingers and the thumb jerked in the desired direction. If you wish to go to Rome, the direction of the thumb is immaterial, since all roads lead there.

N.B. This gesture is still employed today, though not often to stop ships.

— Poor Cacofonix, prisoner on board a Roman galley!
— He was so nice! scrunch So well brought up! Never sang with his mouth full! scrunch Pity he didn't eat much... scrunch

— O Vitalstatix, our bard Cacofonix has disappeared!
— You're just saying that to please me...