Dipper's and Mabel's Guide to Mystery and Nonstop Fun!

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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
D: Do you always ride horses backwards?
Q: Of course! How else would you be able to see where you've been?
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
Mabel's NOT HARD, REALLY EASY, Totally Obvious Guide to Time Travel
Step 1 — Sit in a chair.
Step 2 — Look at a clock.
Step 3 — You are traveling through time at a rate of 60 seconds per minute.
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
HERE COMES THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF A ZOMBIE. SUCH CONFIDENCE IN HIS WALK. SLOW. DELIBERATE. DID HIS LEG JUST FALL OFF?
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
Mystery Soap
Use in bathroom to hilarious effect. Turns hands and face blue! Cheap!
Item № 667
15 ¢
Industrial Strength Soap
Permanent blue stains on hands or face? This soap and only this soap will get rid of them.
Item № 668
$ 15.00
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
2) Were-Wife — If she bites you, you're married for life.
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
The most common Freemason symbol is a compass and square with a G in the center, which I'm gonna guess stands for "Gee, don't you wish you were a member?"
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
They claim their mission is charity and brotherhood, but there was a time when people in America were so suspicious of them that there was a political party actually called the Anti-Mason party. I totally get it — everyone is jealous when they're not let into a club!
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
ROTFLUIRDTSAOTDAOACAOABAATSAOTAWIBTQOTKAATUAM
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Until I Roll Down The Stairs And Out The Door And Off A Cliff And Onto A Boat And Across The Sea And Over To Australia Where I Become The Queen Of The Koalas And Aid Their Uprising Against Mankind
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Аноним10 февраля 2015 г.
Here's a list of some REALLY fun things:
— Asking "why" until someone runs out of answers and starts sobbing uncontrollably
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