The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

– А што рабіць, калі маніякальна-дэпрэсіўны робат ты сам, га?

Известно, что безответственные речи порой недёшево обходятся, но мало кто знает, сколь дорого!

Natural. There was a tricky word.
He had long ago realized that a lot of things that he had thought of as natural, like buying people presents at Christmas, stopping at red lights or falling at a rate of 32 feet per second, were just the habits of his own world and didn't necessarily work the same way anywhere else.

The Universe was what the Universe was, take it or leave it.

The trouble with trying to make the right accident happen is that it won't. That is not what "accident" means.

Don't tell me about the future. I've been all over the future. Spend half my time there. It's the same as anywhere else. Anywhen ellse. Whatever. Just the same old stuff in faster cars and smellier air.

He was suddenly stunned by a realization he could no longer avoid, which was this: he was how an alien on his own world.

There are some times when you do not go back for your bag and other times when you do.

People usually only get that unhappy and angry when they've lost something.

See first, think later, then test. But always see first.