Cabin Pressure Series 1

CAROLYN: Ah, at last. Now then, guess who’s got a job tomorrow? I’ll give you a clue: it’s us. DOUGLAS: And they call Hitchcock the master of suspense. (Cremona episode)

CAROLYN: Ah, gentlemen. DOUGLAS: Oh dear. CAROLYN: What? MARTIN: It’s always trouble when we’re ‘gentlemen’. I prefer it when we’re ‘imbeciles’. DOUGLAS: Or ‘dolts’. MARTIN: ‘Dolts’ is good, yes.

(Boston episode)

DOUGLAS: Greetings, oh Sir. MARTIN: Don’t call me ‘Sir’, Douglas. DOUGLAS: Sir’s mind is fickle and changeable. I shall endeavour to remember, sir, but from time to time my natural awe of the majestic figure cut by Sir may bubble up uncontrollably and …

(Abu Dhabi episode)