Psych Major Syndrome

As much as I hated to admit it, Ami was right. Rule number two of lying is to make it as airtight as possible. Which just goes back to rule number one: never get caught.

When I tell people I'm planning on majoring in psychology, I usually get one of three responses: A) Oh! Are you analyzing me right now? B) Psychology . . . hardly an exact science, is it? or C) So what's wrong with you?

- You . . . smell like rain. - Whatever I expected, that hadn't been it. - Is that a good thing or a bad thing? - Good, - he said. - Definitely good