Now, I expect you to say it every time I write it, because it takes a minute and a half to type it out, and if I’m going to all that trouble, you’d better, too.

Sometimes kids ask me where I get my ideas. My answer is always the same: I steal them. Every writer steals, <...>.

It was the queen's half birthday, a holiday that the kingdom celebrated with more fervor than any other excepting the queen's actual birthday, which was a holiday so holy that even churches were shut.