"Why does he look like a hidalgo pirate?
thought Russians were blond."
"And we all carry a bottle of vodka in our
pocket and wear a fur hat year-round."

"If she kills anybody, we'll make it go away."
Shapeshifter parenting motto-f your kid slits
somebody's throat, always have a backup plan
to make
the body disappear.

Unfortunately it was soon discovered that when
the cops dropped the sleep bombs into the
crowd, they
worked so well that some of the rioters never
woke up