My Unfair Godmother

“All fairy tales have a moral,” Clover said. “The moral of The Three Little Pigs is that hard work pays off in the end. The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is that you shouldn’t talk to strangers. The moral of Cinderella is that men never look at a woman’s face long enough to recognize her, so you had better wear distinctive footwear if you want to catch a prince.”

“You need to stay to make a statement for the police. And we all need to file reports about what the robbers stole from us.”
“I don’t,” I said. “He only stole a kiss from me, and I don’t want it returned.”