Need

The coolest human ever

It's like I've completely abandoned civilization.

Megan smirks and points at my jeans. "Nice peace signs, hippie freak."
I smile at her and mutter in my head, "Nice shoes made by child slaves in Asia,
materialistic Barbie."

"Not cool," Issie says
"Not cool at all," I agree

Evil Announcement Girl.
Megan. What an absolutely perfect name for Evil Announcement Girl. Megans always hate me.

This is yabba-dabba bad

Its like they're all crying out," I say "Read me. Read me"
Nick turns around to look at me."The books?"
"It's like the're lonely," I say

You lovebirds just sit on the couch and think swooning things at each other

"What if they break down the door?"
"They cant!"
"How do you know they can't? That guy looked pretty strong."
He shouts down to me, "Pixies have to be invited in, like vampires. I read it on the Internet."
"Well, there you go," I mutter. "Then it must be true."

i will not be violent. I am peaceful and good. Im peaceful and good. I do not want
to give anyone the finger.

"That Nick is a nice boy."
I eye her. "He doesn't like me."
"Really? Are you trying to convince yourself or me? Because I found him with his hand pressing a bandage to your head
while you were passed out drooling on the couch."
"I was drooling?"