Side Effects

Years ago, Blanche would have been considered pretty, though not later the Pleistocene epoch.

Better not to think too much. Rely more on the body – the body is more dependable. It shows up for meetings, it looks good in a sports jacket, and where it really comes in handy is when you want to get a rubdown.

Help me. I had a dream last night. I was skipping through a meadow holding a picnic basket and the basket was marked 'Options.' And then I saw there was a hole in the basket.