The captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship

I took the escalator down from the 4th floor. Who invented the escalator? Moving steps. Now, talk about crazy. People going up and down escalators, elevators, driving cars, having garage door that opens at the touch of a button.Then they go to health clubs
to work the fat off. In 4,000 years we won`t have any legs, we`ll wiggle along on our assholes, or maybe we`ll just roll along like tumbleweeds. Each species destroys itself. What killed the dinosaurs was that they ate everything around and they had to eat each other and that brought it down to one and the son-of-a-bitch just starved to death.