“Knock knock!”
“Um… Who’s there?”
Yeah. That was me, on my last date. Before you feel sorry for me
you should know that I was the one telling the jokes. Jokes as in ...
I have a crush on my boss’ best friend.
At least it’s not my brother’s best friend.
Or my best friend’s brother.
Or… never mind. It’s all pretty cliche.
And wors...
My childhood was perfect. I've led a charmed life, and I'm not going to blow it now by picking the wrong guy. I've got my sights set on my brother's best friend. He's know...
I have a history of picking the wrong guy. Gay? Player? Momma's boy? Check, check and check.
Now I can't stop fantasizing about one of the customers at the coffee shop ...