What the hell did I do with... «Brutal Precious»

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  Aileme

  15 августа 2014

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  What the hell did I do with my teenage years?

  I didn't volunteer, or do sports. I didn't become a radical warrior princess on my sixteenth birthday, complete with a talking cat and magically-appearing clothes. Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform Nine-and-Three-Quarters and slip through to the other side and unleash my rage. I'll make Voldemort look like a sock puppet. And I'll make-out with Draco. And I'll train a bunch of house-elves to fan me and bring me grapes -

  I stop when I realize I'm writing mental Harry Potty fanfiction on my way to college. Focus!

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