The drivers here are... «Where'd You Go, Bernadette»
Peppy_Femie3 января 2014The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible , I mean they don't realize I have someplace to be. They are the slowest drivers you ever saw. If someone is at five-way stoplight , and growing old while they're waiting for the lights to cycle through , and finally, finally it's time to go, you know what they do? They start, then put on their brakes in the middle of the intersection. You're hoping they lost half a sandwich under their seat and are digging for it, but no. They're just slowing down because , hey, it is an intersection. Sometimes these cars have Idaho plates. And I think, What the hell is a car from Idaho doing here? Then I remember, That's right, We neighbor Idaho. I've moved to a state that neighbors Idaho. And any life that might still be left in me kind of goes poof.
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