“I resent the implication... «Санта-Хрякус»

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    fru-n-quiz
    15 августа 2026
    “I resent the implication that I am solely fern fixated,” said Jack Frost. “I can also do a very nice paisley pattern.”
    “What’s that look like, then?”
    “Well…it does, admittedly, have a certain ferny quality to the uninitiated eye.”
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    “Well, come to that, I thought frost on the windows just happened all by itself,” said the gnome.
    <…>“I don’t sleep,” said Frost icily, turning away. “And now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a large number of windows to do. Ferns aren’t easy.
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