Все зааплодировали.... «Pasternak»

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  Animula

  29 августа 2023

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  Все зааплодировали. Проповедник прижал руки к сердцу:
  — Не терпится начать мне, ой, эту нашу встречу, но мне тут пять ми -
  нут тому назад ужасно посмешили веселым анекдотом, что не могу его не рас -
  сказать!
  — аудитория заранее расплылась в улыбке.
  — Итак…
  — он плавно съехал на гайморитный американский про -
  нонс.
  — Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth.
  He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion,
  they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to
  go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles
  start coming back.
  — Who’s there?
  — It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door.
  — What
  did you bring back, Peter?
  — Hashish from Morocco.
  — Excellent, come in.
  —
  Who’s there?
  — It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door.
  — What did you bring back,
  Mark?
  — Marijuana from India.
  — Excellent, come in.
  — Who’s there?
  — It’s
  Matthew. Jesus opens the door.
  — What did you bring back, Matthew?
  — Co -
  caine from Columbia.
  — Excellent, come in.
  — Who’s there?
  — It’s John. Jesus
  opens the door.
  — What did you bring back, John?
  — Ecstasy from Montreal.
  — Excellent, come in.
  — Who’s there?
  — It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door.
  —
  What did you bring back, Luke?
  — Speed from Amsterdam.
  — Excellent, come
  in.
  — Who’s there?
  — It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door.
  — What did you bring
  back, Judas?
  — FBI! Everyone against the wall!
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