“One of them attacked me.”... «The Bodyguard»

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  valeriyatretyak

  27 ноября 2022

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  “One of them attacked me.”“Define ‘attacked.’”“It licked me. With intention.”Now he was suppressing a smile. “You mean, as if it might—what? Eat you?”“Who knows what its endgame was?”“‘Trampled by a cow’ might be a thing. ‘Eaten by a cow’ is definitely not—in any way, ever—a thing.”“The point is, I was licked. By its green tongue. I didn’t even know cows had green tongues.”

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