Me: Your brother just told... «Terms and Conditions»

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  valeriyatretyak

  3 мая 2022

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  Me: Your brother just told me thank you.
  Cal: Rowan? What for?
  Me: No. DECLAN!
  Cal: What did you do wrong?
  Me: Nothing.
  Cal: So he actually said “thank you” and meant it?
  Me: Yes!!
  Cal: Did you hold him at gunpoint?
  I laugh as I type out my reply.
  Me: No.
  Cal: Dagger to the throat?
  Me: While the letter opener you bought me is tempting at times, no.
  Cal: Shit.
  Cal: Maybe you caught him in a good mood.
  Me: Was there a global tragedy that gave him the warm fuzzies this morning?

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