Plastic Surgery Haiku by... «Yes Please»
Ktrina16 февраля 2019Plastic Surgery Haiku by Amy Poehler
If you plump your lips The words that come out of them Sound ridiculous
We know it’s Botox And not your vegan diet Nice try, Margaret
A face− lift does not Make daughters comfortable When you chaperone
Fine, get your boobs done But only make them smaller Fake boobs are weird, y’all
Asymmetrical Looks cool while cheek implants are Less interesting
Plastic surgery Requires a good amount Of lying to friends
Can I be honest? You look like a lady from The Broadway show Cats
I have no idea If you are angry or sad Since you got fillers
Hey, shooting poison In your face does not keep you From turning fifty
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