‘Oliver, we’ve got... «Submarine»

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  Cannelle

  2 апреля 2017

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  ‘Oliver, we’ve got something to tell you,’ Dad says, dumping a cardboard box full of garden waste into a toad-green mangler. Unlike the doctor, when Dad says ‘we’, he means ‘we’, because Mum is omnipotent. ‘Who’s dead?’ I ask, shot-putting a bottle of Richebourg. ‘No one’s dead.’ ‘You’re getting a divorce?’ ‘Oliver.’ ‘Mum’s preggers?’ ‘No, we –’ ‘I’m adopted.’ ‘Oliver! Please, shut up!’

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